* Hello and welcome to Suicidal Chewing Gum. I am Tech Guy; I'll be handling all the commentaries that go with every comic. Occasionally I’ll also add the opinions of Artist and Muse if they have something to say, but for the most part, just me.
I run the website, Artist draws the pictures and Muse, well her name speaks for itself. She inspires us all to new levels of weirdness and insanity providing most of the material you will see here.
Suicidal Chewing Gum should be updated about once every two weeks. But really it's a whenever kind of situation. We only have strips to post while weird things happen. So if a month goes by please don't think we've given up on the site, just be patient and wait for the weirdness to occur. All the strips in this comic are based on true events that have happened to either us, or people around us. Since we won't give clues as to where in the UK we live, beware, if anything weird and/or embarrassing happens to you, we may see and it will end up here.
Onto this strip:
Relentless is apparently the strongest energy drink ever made, far surppasing a better-known brand like Red Bull. The last time lou-lou tried it, it became banned in her local town. True, not a single store would stock it anymore. This happened less than a week after a strange incident, which will be shown in a later comic, so I don't think it's a coincidence.
It all happened just the way it was shown here, we were waling along the street with our drinks and she just suddenly glanced up and started to giggle incessantly. I personally don't know how anyone can get such enjoyment out of a simple bird nest, but then again, lou-lou high of caffeine is a strange thing indeed. Any shiny thing could easily keep her entertained for a few minutes. I'm serious!
lou-lou doesn't take well to stimulant drinks or alcohol, only a little of either affects her. I'm a little curious as to what both together would do, e.g. a vodka redbull. But while I am curious, I am also a little fearful, so is anyone I mention the idea too. I can see it in their eyes, it's a look that say's "without riot gear on, are you mad?"
Regards
Tech Guy.